What the F%$# Happened? The Sydney Massacre: Why this Kolaveri DI?

Blistereing blundering bird-brain, Colocynths, Gobbledgook, Fancy-dress freebooter, Miserable molecule of mildew… ok.. wait. Oh Yes!
Pithecanthropus, Tin hatted tyrants, Weevils and one BIG F$%%#ing Thundering typhoons!!!

What the F happened… I cant take this any more. Our famed batting lineup and now our ill-famed bowling line up going to join them. Why…why…why? The land of myth and mythology I thought we have the Krishna, Rams , Bheshama, Arjun etc etc. Arey yaar kuch toh bolo field, do some noise. Some positive aggressive body language. This morning Ponting has reached his century after two years and looks Clarke is going for double daddy. We have been silenced. Only if our batsman rise to the occassion now on second inning and batt till end of day 5 we can be saved.

It looks like Indian team is now hitting Darwins end of evolution road and we need to start again. Pujara, Sharma, Raina and Kohli… PLEASE STAND UP! PLEASE STAND UP! And same rule apply for Ishant Sharma, Yadav and any new bowlers now.

It looks like all of them have their heart broken by the (kolaveri) girl… and don’t want to talk about it. Why not trying singing this song on the pitch… experiment, see what happens. What the hell happened to men… I know days of Shaun Connery is gone, but MAN… be a man, stand up and fight. Eye of the tiger. India needs now a physcholigist, motivation speakers, yoga guru, Captain Haddock galiis… and much more to come out of this shell shock. I wonder how Big Kolh is feeling. I hope he matures more and undertands that abusive words should be used at country with weak bowling or batting line up.

And before I close, can someone tell me WTF%$# here below: Its been a crazy morning. Now off to office.

About my Book Baramulla Bomber:
Science Fiction Geopolitical Espionage Thriller.
Quantum Physics meets Ancient Vedas in background of Kashmir and Cricket

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About clarkprasad

Clark Prasad, alter ego of Suraj Prasad, could be called a mixed citizen. Born in Lagos, Nigeria he lived most of his life in New Delhi and educated in Lagos, Delhi, Mangalore, and Kozhikode. He has a Bachelor of Pharmacy degree and Post-Graduate degree in Management from Indian Institute of Management, Kozhikode (IIM-K). He began his professional career in 2003 from one of India's top multinational pharmaceutical companies, and has moved on to different companies both in pharmaceutical industry and healthcare life sciences consulting. Presently he is with a Bangalore based analytical firm. About my first Book Baramulla Bomber: Science Fiction Espionage Thriller. Quantum Physics meets Ancient Vedas in background of Kashmir and Cricket Apart of writing, travelling and hiking he is deeply involved in alumni related activities for his Alma matter. He is the ex-President of IIM Kozhikode Executive Alumni Council, and on board of his pharmacy college NGSMIPS, Mangalore for development of new courses. Suraj’s favorite authors are Robin Cook, Jeffery Archer, Robert Ludlum, Frederick Forsyth and Tom Clancy. Books like ‘The Odessa File’, ´Patriot Games’, ‘Coma’, ‘Not a Penny More and Not a Penny Less’, and off-course ‘Da-Vinci Code’.

2 Responses to “What the F%$# Happened? The Sydney Massacre: Why this Kolaveri DI?”

  1. Pathetic, hopeless performance …. !! and before i end, this odd shaped vehicle in the picture is Baja RE, there latest attempt to replace 3-wheelers on our roads 🙂

    • You are right…. wait for my blog tomorrow where I give a solution on what our board is thinking. And the Bajaj RE, is BAJA RE for me. A comment on facebook on it is “this is what you get when you fuck a horse with a auto” 🙂 Apologies if I hurt anyone sentiments.

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